Newsflash!

It's Wednesday, Happy Hump Day everyone! Only 48 more hours of workweek suffering before the weekend arrives at the end of my tunnel.

WOOHOO. See you all at Cask 'n Flagon in the coming weeks!

TRASHYTABLOIDWEDNESDAY! Thank you Gawker.

Gawker, my thoughts exactly.

Wait, my Splenda makes me sick? Frown face.

Bromances are so hot right now.

A beating for a bikini? Good thing I live here.

This little girl is my hero.

My first use for it would be a dartboard. Bullseye for Spencer's eye.

-M