End-of-Workday Newsflash Roundup

Who needs CNN when you have us?

I kid, I kid. Here's a pop culture roundup from today's news and noteworthy day.

Bad news for college guys everywhere. Better stick to Red Bull and vodkas, boys.

Good thing if I'm ever a VP candidate, all they'd find in my hacked email are Facebook.com notifications.

Note-passing your pregnancy news? Really Jamie-Lynn Spears?

LiLo hearts Barack. He's just not that into her.

I always knew Paris was smarter than she looked.

Eating disorders are so original 90210. Eat something girls.

What happened to separation of church and state? Does this mean I'm going to hell? Damnit.

-M