Newsflash!

It's Monday! Keep awake at your cubicle with these riveting stories.

The Daily Intel finds the nastiest people to blog every week. (And by nasty I mean I wouldn't sleep with them but I will read about their exploits.)

Girl Code 2009. Men, take note.

I missed the Emmy's last night to take out my roommate for his birthday. Good thing Gawker has me covered.

Oh my bejezzzus. I think I died and went to heaven.

Twenty bucks says both are fuming about this.

Ari Gold. I'd do you.

Not to push my political agenda but -- Palin, really?! You're a disgrace to women.

-M