(Image courtesy meancards.com)
Your degree is useless.
You're my second-best friend.
She may be after your money (otherwise...she seems lovely).
Some things just NEED to be said! For all those not-so-Hallmark moments, I present you with...Mean Cards.
Designed by a woman who lost her job, apartment and studio over the course of a single week, these cards are wonderfully snarky and humorous (and for the earthy and crunchy among us, eco-friendly as they're printed on recycled paper and sold with envelopes made out of brown paper grocery bags).
If you're in the States, find Mean Cards at a retailer near you or order them off the official website! :) Enjoy!