Andrew Firestone Brings The Grade A Insults
By now, we all know the deal about this past season of The Bachelor. Opinions are all over the map of speculation. Is the show fake? Why did Molly take Jason back? And is Jason (this season's bachelor) a bastard? For the record, myself and A refused to partake in the season finale viewing, as a protest towards Jason's (pardon-my-French) d-bag ways. We read the leaked info in our trusty US Weekly and we did not want to give our ratings to a show with such a phony.
Well, guess who else is on our side of our not-so-warm sentiments towards phony-jackass-everything we don't like in men Jason. Andrew Firestone. Way funnier than the whole story of The Bachelor itself, Firestone's analysis of Jason's antics are not only honest - but are as blunt as a five year olds. Such gems given to US Weekly include, "There’s no reason that you have to do anything, especially if you’re so torn that you’re crying like a little girl on that balcony." Ouch.
Enjoy reading (and bashing) about Jason Mesnick, join a Facebook hate group or two (there are countless ones on Facebook, my favorite being here), and catch Melissa (Team Rycroft!) on Dancing With The Stars tonight. Anyone can see that this whole Bachelor drama was played out to get more ratings for Dancing With The Stars, but so what? They have my Nelsen rating points tonight.
-M
Monday, March 9, 2009 | Posted by Pop Culture Paradox at 3:56 PM
Labels: andrew firestone, melissa rycroft, the bachelor