Red Sox Offseason Checklist
Securing Papelbon for at least this season without going into arbitration? Check.
Signing Youkilis for four more seasons (eliciting cheers of 'YOOOOOOOK!' all over the city of Boston)? Check.
Meeting with Jason Varitek and getting text message verification that he wants to be back in the Hub for this season. Check. (Can we please stop being cheapos and just resign him already?)
A not so subtle note to John Henry and Theo (I-dont-care-if-you-have-a-wife-and-kid-you're-still-hot) Epstein: There's 77 days left before Opening Day. 35 days until the first Spring Training game against BC. Let's get this roster good to go. Okay? Okay.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009 | Posted by Pop Culture Paradox at 4:06 PM
Labels: Boston, red sox, spring training