NEWSFLASH.

TabloidCoverWednesday -- haven't you missed it so? (Jezebel's overview here)

But without Steve Jobs, who will possibly invent a new gadget that I'll need to run out and buy?!

Oh WSJ. Prep school jerks everywhere will still pop their collar. I promise you that much.

I SO bet Lily Van Der Woodsen listened to Madonna and wore neon pink leggings. Viva la 80s.

Carrie Bradshaw <3's Britney Spears.

Oh my good god in heaven. Please no one tell my boyfriend about this, because I'd rather not see him lose a leg.

I have no words.

A warning for underage boys everywhere.

Lady GaGa... covering Heidi Montag? WTF?

-M